Enough Of This!!
I can't take anymore. I like hierarchy. I don't know why, I just do. It's how my family is structured and how I thought life would be structured also.
WRONG!!
America, we are spinning out of control into the depths of chaos. The sky is literally fucking falling! For real! How much bad shit has to happen for people to say "Oh, this is bad, I guess my divedends and tax rate aren't as important as I once thought. When I first came of age politically I heard and read rumors of a strange Illuminati running the world from behind the scenes. Making puppets of politicians and governments to move society to their nefarious goals. WRONG!!
What the fuck my fellow Americans.
We are all here in this country America, imagine its a bus and every few hours the driver gets tired and we select a new one from the people on the bus to drive. The bus is crowded some of the best seats have lots of people crowded around and some of the worst seats not many people want but their are a few sitting there cause they don't really care for the crowds. We are all represented on the bus. Asians(smart ones and dumb ones), Blacks(uppity ones and niggrish types), Hispanics/Latins(those passing for white and those blowing leaves) and the most dangerous group on the bus Whites(elitest and trailer trash). But, Riley surely blacks are the most dangerous they kill people with guns. Only dumbfucks and skinheads believe this and hopefully if you reading this you're neither, but let's get one thing strait white people kill more people annually than all the other bus riders combined. Yeah its scary, oooh blacks with guns breaking into a house. What's scary to me is what the fuck is in this ravioli I'm eating thats so potent that it ruined my bowl. I'm eating some scary shit that one white guy made and another white guys said was ok to sell, cause by the time they know what's killing them we'll be dead and rich.
Cigarettes: does anyone even argue the point anymore? Deadly, addictive, and on every corner
Alchohol and Cars: Fuck stay at home and drink!! How fucking hard is that!
OTC and Prescription Drugs: This shit is such bad news no one even talks about it (but now they're like "please sign for that cough medicine")
Pesticides: Idiots, God put those bugs and weeds there for a reason. Aww forget it I like poison for dinner.
Every chemical company and industrial plant in America: Ok we didn't used to know what the fuck they were cooking up but now that we do, won't some one stop them!!
Shit there's a hole in the Ozone layer. A big fucking hole. A hole that's starting a greenhouse effect. Remember 7th grade science. Doh, put a bug in the microwave on high for 1:00 min. Thats you stupid.
More clearly for dumbfucks: The planet is broke and they did it, ok by accident but tell them to turn the shit off now!!
Industrial Plant and Chemical Company X: We'll gonna fix it, we swear, you don't have to check either, we'll let you know as soon as it's fixed, soon, we promise.
Car emmisions: Where are the fucking electric cars we should have had these on the streets decades ago after the gas lines of the 70's.
Malpractice:Everyone knows that a hospital is going to treat you like shit. Well guess what, sometimes they fuck up and you die. Their reply, "Oh well shit happens, but you owe us $350,000."
Police and Prisons: mostly kill us blacks but we're kinda getting used to it.
Well you get my point, back to the bus......
We're all riding along then someone suggest this kinda dumb looking cat drive the bus. Now I liked the last driver. The ride was smooth and everyone was happy. But some, I guess a lot, didn't like him cause someone told he was getting head while driving(only to white people is this a crime).
I've gotten head while driving ....... it's not bad, and only slightly distracting it actually takes the edge off.
But he wasn't getting head from his wife, which she wouldn't have known about if no one had told. Which is fucked up to me, but someone thought it was logical(hate to beat a dead horse, but had to be a white person).
But back to the new guy who wants to drive, now there was a lot of stink about the last driver having smoked a joint, once. Not while he was driving but back in the day. Most people knew that was just a low tactic to get the driver disqualified but he got through it and turned out to be a good driver. Now this new guy's dad used to drive the bus and was involved in a lot of shady shit during that time, but he got off without it sullying his rep too much, but this is not about him. I'm thinkin to my self of all the people on this bus how in the fuck does this guy think he can be driver cause his dad was? I mean you gotta admit that's like you and your brother winning the lottery a week apart. The odds are stacked way against. Your shit would have to smell like roses to convice the bus passengers to give you the job. This the guy couldn't possibly be applying for the job unless he was like a super genius squeaky clean movie star looking motherfucker. WRONG!!
He used to be in the bus protection service but had his dad pull some strings so he could get an easy duty roster. Pretty bad, but he went further he actually deserted his post for a few months to go party, oh but the records got lost so we're not going to investigate that any further. The dudes a liar OUT!! He was busted for drunk driving during a time when he was an alchoholic. OUT!! The dude could back slide while driving and kill us all. Nothing against ex-alchoholics it takes strength to beat it but you can't drive the bus, it's too risky. I mean if I had to pick from all ex alchoholics cool, but I don't so this guy is definitely out. Well they looked at his police record turns out the guy used to be a real bad coke head. DEFINITELY OUT!! That's one step from crack. Which is one step from a crack head. No one could/would want him. The dude still got interviewed and although he went to a prestigious school it quickly becomes obvious that he only graduated because he knew someone. He's as dumb as a box of rocks. No way this guys gonna be drivin'. The other applicant used to be the co-driver to the smooth cat. The dude pretty much knows what's up, he should be a shoe in for the job. The guys kinda geeky but he's got a good heart you know the kind. Don't really fit in but he's cool to hang with and will probably be your most stable friend. Well when the day came to choose the geeky guy got picked but some dudes in black coats with the collars turned up and dark shades showed up. They told the geeky guy to beat it. The coke head was gonna drive. Everyone just stood around in disbelief.
Now here's where in movies the geeky guy mans up and bitch slaps everyone and takes the seat, but this ain't the movies though. In real life people are little bitches when they're taken by surprise. Some people tried to react come to the geeky guys rescue but in the end that hero we see in the movies wasn't in him. Not at that time anyway and if he didn't want to or couldn't stand up for himself did we want him driving?
In the moments of confusion that followed other cat starts driving. Now from jump everyone can tell this guy is a chimp, and a patsy. He can't talk, just saying dumbshit all the time. He got shady guys tellin him where to go. People are like, We don't know these guys you're supposed to know where to go!" "Heh, heh heh don't worry I got this under control just sit back and relax." Heh, heh hell, this motherfuckers a thief and a moron, but there was no one else. It was a sad day and everyone just stood around shocked and mad. The people who voted for him were happy but only because they didn't like the geek. They kept beein' all giddy about all the good shit this dude was gonna do. But really they didn't even know this cat they just wanted a win for their team and were willing to get it at any cost. When you gotta cheat to win you know that shit is coming back on you. That's just the way it is. In movies as well as real life payback is a motherfucker.
So Monkeyman is drivin some are like cooling and relaxin, others are rolling their eyes anticipating their next move. Anyone who relaxed was a fool. We all knew the dipshit would crash and that would be it he'd be out! But some other crazy shit happened, damn, we got hit!! It really wasn't that bad compared to some of the damage we'd done over the years. But this guys driving was so bad after the accident people were in awe. Everyone says he's not to blame cause the bus got hit first he just responded. The motherfucker is not looking at the road, sleeping while driving, then after we get hit he ramming other busses saying it's their fault I bet they'll hit us again unless we hit them first. "Everyone sit down," he shouts, now the bus has handles you can stand if you like the instructions are clearly posted, but this guy says "If you don't do what I say their gonna hit us again." Most sit and those that don't are called part of the problem. I'ts starting to get scary, not because of the accident but because people are actually believing what this guy is saying, and he's a chimp. Fuckin Alfred E.
He got us hit in the first place let's get rid this guy," but people are too scared they let him keep driving.
They can no longer hear us, FEAR has taken them!
I admit I hated the driver for paralyzing the passengers with fear. Its almost the most powerful emotion. It weakens most in its grasp. As I began to study him more I came to the realization that this guy is not smart enough to have pulled this off. I listen to him speak. I saw him during various crisis.
He's a moron, and he knows he's a moron.
But his crew, those were the guys we should have been looking at all along. His co-driver, rich dude does'nt even need the money doesn't want to be driver next. Strange position for a guy in his standing to take. Ever see rich guys take blue collar jobs. Nope. Why would they unless......
Bingo, hidden agenda, how could we not see it coming.
The guys that crew with the nut were a mixed bag. Bad news for the most part though.
John Ashcroft: Evil fuck up. That's the only way to put it. Not a decent bone in his body. He was from an ignorant state that put every agenda before the education of its own children, where voters mostly poor where actually scared into voting down a minimum wage increase. He bred ignorance and fear of crime in a state where the average IQ was closer to the nations lowest than the highest. He put many men to death for no reason. Killing because someone killed is evil, not in every case but in a nation that warehouses black people just because, there can be no excuse for killing the most dangerous. We waste more money on stupid shit than it would take to keep them locked up indefinitely. (It seems he found out he'd been involved in shady shit but he's a coward, you probably missed the piss running down his leg when he stepped down).
Colin Powell: Patsy the dude looks smart but it took him too long to notice he was being used. Notice he broke camp as soon as he found out their game. But he still won't say shit.
Condaleeza Rice: Loyal subject, probably a high profile Monica Lewinsky or Bubbles.
Donald Rumsfeld: Skelator say no more
Cheney: Doctor Evil Genius(makin all loot) off teenagers dying for bullshit. How does that saying about age and treachery go..........
Its like what if the Legion of Doom ruled the free world.
The guy started running the bus over people killing them saying its for our own good but in my gut I knew different. He sends kids to keep the bus safe knowing they may die but he doesn't care. At first he's like, "They out there, I know they out there." Then its all like "Ooops my bad,I know I got your arms and legs blown off and some got killed but it was an honest mistake." This the motherfucker in charge of the richest nation with shit at his disposal that 007 would nut to get his hands on but, he got all dumbass excuses for his fuck up. This motherfucker needs to be in jail, straight up. He's killing motherfuckers everyday for nothing but a few dollars. These punks is just crashing into other buses to steal their rims and part that shit out. There's no danger out there we got the biggest bus rolling and we're abusing the privilege. When will we get some balls and get this guy out of the drivers seat. They can't get all of us I think it's time for a new driver no matter what they say.
Time for the Heroes to stand up and let there voices be heard!!
I AIN'T SCARED BUS DRIVER, PULL OVER BITCH!!!
WRONG!!
America, we are spinning out of control into the depths of chaos. The sky is literally fucking falling! For real! How much bad shit has to happen for people to say "Oh, this is bad, I guess my divedends and tax rate aren't as important as I once thought. When I first came of age politically I heard and read rumors of a strange Illuminati running the world from behind the scenes. Making puppets of politicians and governments to move society to their nefarious goals. WRONG!!
What the fuck my fellow Americans.
We are all here in this country America, imagine its a bus and every few hours the driver gets tired and we select a new one from the people on the bus to drive. The bus is crowded some of the best seats have lots of people crowded around and some of the worst seats not many people want but their are a few sitting there cause they don't really care for the crowds. We are all represented on the bus. Asians(smart ones and dumb ones), Blacks(uppity ones and niggrish types), Hispanics/Latins(those passing for white and those blowing leaves) and the most dangerous group on the bus Whites(elitest and trailer trash). But, Riley surely blacks are the most dangerous they kill people with guns. Only dumbfucks and skinheads believe this and hopefully if you reading this you're neither, but let's get one thing strait white people kill more people annually than all the other bus riders combined. Yeah its scary, oooh blacks with guns breaking into a house. What's scary to me is what the fuck is in this ravioli I'm eating thats so potent that it ruined my bowl. I'm eating some scary shit that one white guy made and another white guys said was ok to sell, cause by the time they know what's killing them we'll be dead and rich.
Cigarettes: does anyone even argue the point anymore? Deadly, addictive, and on every corner
Alchohol and Cars: Fuck stay at home and drink!! How fucking hard is that!
OTC and Prescription Drugs: This shit is such bad news no one even talks about it (but now they're like "please sign for that cough medicine")
Pesticides: Idiots, God put those bugs and weeds there for a reason. Aww forget it I like poison for dinner.
Every chemical company and industrial plant in America: Ok we didn't used to know what the fuck they were cooking up but now that we do, won't some one stop them!!
Shit there's a hole in the Ozone layer. A big fucking hole. A hole that's starting a greenhouse effect. Remember 7th grade science. Doh, put a bug in the microwave on high for 1:00 min. Thats you stupid.
More clearly for dumbfucks: The planet is broke and they did it, ok by accident but tell them to turn the shit off now!!
Industrial Plant and Chemical Company X: We'll gonna fix it, we swear, you don't have to check either, we'll let you know as soon as it's fixed, soon, we promise.
Car emmisions: Where are the fucking electric cars we should have had these on the streets decades ago after the gas lines of the 70's.
Malpractice:Everyone knows that a hospital is going to treat you like shit. Well guess what, sometimes they fuck up and you die. Their reply, "Oh well shit happens, but you owe us $350,000."
Police and Prisons: mostly kill us blacks but we're kinda getting used to it.
Well you get my point, back to the bus......
We're all riding along then someone suggest this kinda dumb looking cat drive the bus. Now I liked the last driver. The ride was smooth and everyone was happy. But some, I guess a lot, didn't like him cause someone told he was getting head while driving(only to white people is this a crime).
I've gotten head while driving ....... it's not bad, and only slightly distracting it actually takes the edge off.
But he wasn't getting head from his wife, which she wouldn't have known about if no one had told. Which is fucked up to me, but someone thought it was logical(hate to beat a dead horse, but had to be a white person).
But back to the new guy who wants to drive, now there was a lot of stink about the last driver having smoked a joint, once. Not while he was driving but back in the day. Most people knew that was just a low tactic to get the driver disqualified but he got through it and turned out to be a good driver. Now this new guy's dad used to drive the bus and was involved in a lot of shady shit during that time, but he got off without it sullying his rep too much, but this is not about him. I'm thinkin to my self of all the people on this bus how in the fuck does this guy think he can be driver cause his dad was? I mean you gotta admit that's like you and your brother winning the lottery a week apart. The odds are stacked way against. Your shit would have to smell like roses to convice the bus passengers to give you the job. This the guy couldn't possibly be applying for the job unless he was like a super genius squeaky clean movie star looking motherfucker. WRONG!!
He used to be in the bus protection service but had his dad pull some strings so he could get an easy duty roster. Pretty bad, but he went further he actually deserted his post for a few months to go party, oh but the records got lost so we're not going to investigate that any further. The dudes a liar OUT!! He was busted for drunk driving during a time when he was an alchoholic. OUT!! The dude could back slide while driving and kill us all. Nothing against ex-alchoholics it takes strength to beat it but you can't drive the bus, it's too risky. I mean if I had to pick from all ex alchoholics cool, but I don't so this guy is definitely out. Well they looked at his police record turns out the guy used to be a real bad coke head. DEFINITELY OUT!! That's one step from crack. Which is one step from a crack head. No one could/would want him. The dude still got interviewed and although he went to a prestigious school it quickly becomes obvious that he only graduated because he knew someone. He's as dumb as a box of rocks. No way this guys gonna be drivin'. The other applicant used to be the co-driver to the smooth cat. The dude pretty much knows what's up, he should be a shoe in for the job. The guys kinda geeky but he's got a good heart you know the kind. Don't really fit in but he's cool to hang with and will probably be your most stable friend. Well when the day came to choose the geeky guy got picked but some dudes in black coats with the collars turned up and dark shades showed up. They told the geeky guy to beat it. The coke head was gonna drive. Everyone just stood around in disbelief.
Now here's where in movies the geeky guy mans up and bitch slaps everyone and takes the seat, but this ain't the movies though. In real life people are little bitches when they're taken by surprise. Some people tried to react come to the geeky guys rescue but in the end that hero we see in the movies wasn't in him. Not at that time anyway and if he didn't want to or couldn't stand up for himself did we want him driving?
In the moments of confusion that followed other cat starts driving. Now from jump everyone can tell this guy is a chimp, and a patsy. He can't talk, just saying dumbshit all the time. He got shady guys tellin him where to go. People are like, We don't know these guys you're supposed to know where to go!" "Heh, heh heh don't worry I got this under control just sit back and relax." Heh, heh hell, this motherfuckers a thief and a moron, but there was no one else. It was a sad day and everyone just stood around shocked and mad. The people who voted for him were happy but only because they didn't like the geek. They kept beein' all giddy about all the good shit this dude was gonna do. But really they didn't even know this cat they just wanted a win for their team and were willing to get it at any cost. When you gotta cheat to win you know that shit is coming back on you. That's just the way it is. In movies as well as real life payback is a motherfucker.
So Monkeyman is drivin some are like cooling and relaxin, others are rolling their eyes anticipating their next move. Anyone who relaxed was a fool. We all knew the dipshit would crash and that would be it he'd be out! But some other crazy shit happened, damn, we got hit!! It really wasn't that bad compared to some of the damage we'd done over the years. But this guys driving was so bad after the accident people were in awe. Everyone says he's not to blame cause the bus got hit first he just responded. The motherfucker is not looking at the road, sleeping while driving, then after we get hit he ramming other busses saying it's their fault I bet they'll hit us again unless we hit them first. "Everyone sit down," he shouts, now the bus has handles you can stand if you like the instructions are clearly posted, but this guy says "If you don't do what I say their gonna hit us again." Most sit and those that don't are called part of the problem. I'ts starting to get scary, not because of the accident but because people are actually believing what this guy is saying, and he's a chimp. Fuckin Alfred E.
He got us hit in the first place let's get rid this guy," but people are too scared they let him keep driving.
They can no longer hear us, FEAR has taken them!
I admit I hated the driver for paralyzing the passengers with fear. Its almost the most powerful emotion. It weakens most in its grasp. As I began to study him more I came to the realization that this guy is not smart enough to have pulled this off. I listen to him speak. I saw him during various crisis.
He's a moron, and he knows he's a moron.
But his crew, those were the guys we should have been looking at all along. His co-driver, rich dude does'nt even need the money doesn't want to be driver next. Strange position for a guy in his standing to take. Ever see rich guys take blue collar jobs. Nope. Why would they unless......
Bingo, hidden agenda, how could we not see it coming.
The guys that crew with the nut were a mixed bag. Bad news for the most part though.
John Ashcroft: Evil fuck up. That's the only way to put it. Not a decent bone in his body. He was from an ignorant state that put every agenda before the education of its own children, where voters mostly poor where actually scared into voting down a minimum wage increase. He bred ignorance and fear of crime in a state where the average IQ was closer to the nations lowest than the highest. He put many men to death for no reason. Killing because someone killed is evil, not in every case but in a nation that warehouses black people just because, there can be no excuse for killing the most dangerous. We waste more money on stupid shit than it would take to keep them locked up indefinitely. (It seems he found out he'd been involved in shady shit but he's a coward, you probably missed the piss running down his leg when he stepped down).
Colin Powell: Patsy the dude looks smart but it took him too long to notice he was being used. Notice he broke camp as soon as he found out their game. But he still won't say shit.
Condaleeza Rice: Loyal subject, probably a high profile Monica Lewinsky or Bubbles.
Donald Rumsfeld: Skelator say no more
Cheney: Doctor Evil Genius(makin all loot) off teenagers dying for bullshit. How does that saying about age and treachery go..........
Its like what if the Legion of Doom ruled the free world.
The guy started running the bus over people killing them saying its for our own good but in my gut I knew different. He sends kids to keep the bus safe knowing they may die but he doesn't care. At first he's like, "They out there, I know they out there." Then its all like "Ooops my bad,I know I got your arms and legs blown off and some got killed but it was an honest mistake." This the motherfucker in charge of the richest nation with shit at his disposal that 007 would nut to get his hands on but, he got all dumbass excuses for his fuck up. This motherfucker needs to be in jail, straight up. He's killing motherfuckers everyday for nothing but a few dollars. These punks is just crashing into other buses to steal their rims and part that shit out. There's no danger out there we got the biggest bus rolling and we're abusing the privilege. When will we get some balls and get this guy out of the drivers seat. They can't get all of us I think it's time for a new driver no matter what they say.
Time for the Heroes to stand up and let there voices be heard!!
I AIN'T SCARED BUS DRIVER, PULL OVER BITCH!!!
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